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Kick,
dodge, be a kid again
It's
happening in adult leagues in Austin and elsewhere
as kickball and dodgeball turn back the clock.
Excerpt
of article by Sarah
Frank
AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF
Saturday, July 22, 2006
There's
nothing grown-up about it.
The
name-calling, the triple-dog dares, the squishy rubber
ball that looks like a giant clown's nose — even
the game itself — it's all child's play.
And
let's put aside, just for a moment, that all the
players actually are grown-ups. (Under the official
definition, anyway.)
Like
recess for nine-to-fivers, the playground sports
of childhood are making a comeback, courting tens
of thousands of adults nationwide and hundreds in
Austin for after-work leagues.
Once
reserved for youngsters, kickball and its slightly
violent counterpart dodgeball (both sports have multiple
local leagues) are new ways for adults to de-stress
and feel like kids again.
"Your
inner child will come out when you play these playground
games," said Marc Tucci, 28, who last year started
Austin Sports and Social Club, a company that offers
kickball and dodgeball as well as several other coed
team sports for adults over 21. "You don't play
these games in high school or college, so nobody's
going to be a professional or a superstar. No one's
played since they were 10 years old — everyone's
on the same level."
Unlike
company softball games or corporate golf outings,
kickball and dodgeball are nearly impossible to take
too seriously. Proof is in the team names: Last Kid
Picked, Second to Last, Bacon and several not fit
for print. Some leagues allow beer chug-offs to determine
which team gets the first kick, while others host
postgame trips to the bar.
Most
Austin leagues say the number of players increases
every season, a trend that mirrors those in other
cities — New York, Denver, Indianapolis and
Los Angeles.
Christopher
Noxon, a Los Angeles-based author who wrote "Rejuvenile," a
book about adults who act like kids, met his wife
playing kickball in the mid-'90s and was surprised
to find how widespread grown-up playground games
have become.
For
research, he played with adults in a variety of games — kickball,
dodgeball, tag, four square and rock-paper-scissors.
"People
have sort of simultaneously, all over the country,
without talking to each other, rediscovered this
stuff," he said.
"It's
hard to maintain any irony at all playing these kid
games. On one level it's very ridiculous, but that's
kind of the joy of it, and you get sort of lost in
that sixth-grade fun mentality."
In
Austin, players say the goals are the same: get out
of the office, relieve some stress and maybe meet
some new people.
Picked
last no more
If
the overwhelming lack of athleticism isn't the funniest
part of kickball, it is probably the players' fashions.
Chuck
Taylor sneakers, neon-colored sweatbands, short shorts,
wigs, feather boas, unlit cigarettes dangling from
lips.
Ask
a grown-up kickballer or dodgeball player what's
better about playing as an adult, and many answer:
You can't get picked last.
For
adults who want more intensity in their childlike
sports, there's dodgeball.
Most
people remember dodgeball as the gym class staple
feared by nerds and adored by bullies. Teams on opposite
sides of a basketball court lob cantaloupe-sized
rubber balls at each other. Players are sent to the
sidelines when hit.
At
the Northwest Recreation Center this month, a dozen
purple and orange-shirted players spread out and
faced off in the at-ready stance of runners. Five
yellow rubber balls sat along the half-court line.
At the sound of a whistle, players ran to the center.
The
fastest players each nabbed a ball, then hesitated
to see who would make the first throw.
Eyes
shifted back and forth trying to mark the most vulnerable
player.
A
throw.
Oomph!
A catch.
"You're
out!" a purple player yelled to the orange opponent
who made the throw.
Then
an arsenal of yellow balls flew until two women — one
orange, one purple — remained.
Allison
East, the purple player, jumped, ducked and contorted
her body into a "C" shape to avoid the
onslaught of her opponent's throws, sometimes two
at a time. She won the round for her team with a
throw that graced the arm of the orange player who
remained.
"I'm
not as good as I remember being as a kid," said
East, a 28-year-old loan officer who was victorious
in the first-round game. "I'm sweatier, more
out of breath. It's intense."
East
and her spring kickball team decided to play dodgeball
indoors for the summer and plan to continue kickball
in the fall.
Basic
rules of play
Can't
remember how to play the playground games of your
youth? Here's a quick refresher course on kickball
and dodgeball rules. (Some league rules vary slightly.)
Kickball:
If you know how to play softball or baseball, picking
up kickball should be a snap. Instead of batting
a small white ball, players kick a big red rubber
ball. Similar rules apply for balls, strikes and
fouls, called by umpires. Players on the opposing
team throw the rubber ball at runners to tag them
out before they reach base.
Dodgeball:
Often played indoors, two teams separate to opposite
ends of a basketball court. Rubber balls are lined
up at center court. When a referee blows a whistle,
the teams scramble for balls and begin throwing them
at the opposing team. Players must remain on their
team's side of the court. When a player is hit, he
or she is out. If a player makes a catch, the opponent
who threw the ball is out. The winning team is the
one that ousts all its opponents.
League
play
Typically,
coed leagues require teams on the field to be made
up of equal numbers of men and women. Most teams
do not hold practices. Fields/gyms may change with
season.
Cost
varies from about $10 to $65 per player per season.
The more expensive playground game clubs offer extras
such as team parties, bar specials and uniforms.
Get
your grown-up game on
Austin
Sports and Social Club Inc.
Sports:
Kickball and dodgeball
Where:
Kickball is played at Richard Moya Park, 10001 Burleson
Road, dodgeball is played at Northwest Recreation
Center, 2913 Northland Drive.
Who:
Must be 21 to play.
www.austinssc.com
sfrank@statesman.com;
912-2933
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